Distorted Humor -

Date	Time	Course	Race Type	Distance	Going	#	Silks	Draw	DBD	Horse Name	OR	Wgt	NagMe	Result	Beaten	RTR Score	RTR Rank	Value Odds	Win Odds	Win PR	Value %	ISP	Place Odds	Class	Sex	Age	Days	H SR	H C SR	H T SR	H D SR	H DT SR	H CD SR	H G SR	Trainer name	T 7d SR	T 14d SR	T 28d SR	T SR	T C SR	T T SR	T D SR	T DT SR	T CD SR	T G SR	Jockey name	J 7d SR	J 14d SR	J 28d SR	J SR	J C SR	J T SR	J D SR	J DT SR	J CD SR	J G SR	Sire name	S SR	S C SR	S T SR	S D SR	S DT SR	S CD SR	S G SR	J&T SR	J&S SR	T&S SR	C AE
Thursday 3rd September 2026	12:30 (Local time)	Haydock	FLAT	1m 3f 140y	Soft	6		2	13.48%	Alpine Sierra	64	10st 5lb5		3rd	2				38.00	-	-	26.00	7.60	0	G	8	38	10.00%	-	-	-	-	-	-	Jim Goldie	-	-	-	10.51%	-	-	-	-	-	-	Miss Kayleigh Williams (5)	-	-	-	14.29%	-	-	-	-	-	-	Distorted Humor	14.29%	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
Monday 27th July 2026	15:15 (Local time)	Ayr	FLAT	1m 2f	Good to Firm	7		6	14.42%	Alpine Sierra	66	8st 6lb5		5th	6				21.00	-	-	17.00	6.05	1	G	8	23	10.14%	-	-	-	-	-	-	Jim Goldie	-	-	-	10.56%	-	-	-	-	-	-	Lauren Young (5)	-	-	-	11.53%	-	-	-	-	-	-	Distorted Humor	14.31%	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
Saturday 4th July 2026	18:39 (Local time)	Carlisle	FLAT	1m 3f 39y	Good to Firm	2		4	15.38%	Alpine Sierra	66	10st 8lb		3rd	7.5				3.85	-	-	3.50	1.84	0	G	8	10	10.29%	-	-	-	-	-	-	Jim Goldie	-	-	-	10.57%	-	-	-	-	-	-	Lauren Young	-	-	-	11.95%	-	-	-	-	-	-	Distorted Humor	14.33%	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
Wednesday 24th June 2026	16:05 (Local time)	Carlisle	FLAT	1m 3f 39y	Good to Firm	11		12	0.00%	Alpine Sierra	66	8st 7lb		9th	21				26.00	-	-	19.00	3.88	1	G	8	26	10.45%	-	-	-	-	-	-	Jim Goldie	-	-	-	10.58%	-	-	-	-	-	-	Lauren Young	-	-	-	12.42%	-	-	-	-	-	-	Distorted Humor	14.35%	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
Friday 29th May 2026	15:10 (Local time)	Carlisle	FLAT	1m 3f 39y	Good	3		2	10.81%	Alpine Sierra	62	9st 2lb		1st	Won by 1.5				2.28	-	-	2.10	1.55	-1	G	8	8	9.09%	-	-	-	-	-	-	Jim Goldie	-	-	-	10.51%	-	-	-	-	-	-	Lauren Young	-	-	-	13.23%	-	-	-	-	-	-	Distorted Humor	14.22%	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-